by cube farmer on Tuesday August 13, @07:42PM (#4065895)
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Just give her a gold band with a large piece of coal embedded in it and tell her that you're making a very long term investment in your future together.
Re:alternatives? (Score:5, Funny)
by unicron on Tuesday August 13, @07:57PM (#4066045)
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Yeah, but at that point she'll punch you in the head so hard and so fast that odds are she'll pull her arm back with a pretty nice diamond on that ring.