1.) The land where american fashion comes to die.
2.) The land where all of it's inhabitants will eventually get cancer from Cigarettes.
3.) Just plain Crazy.
4.) Has some downright wonderful things in it.
5.) Is in such a damn rush.
6.) Yet slows down to have a ritualized wedding in the Meiji temple in Harijuku.
7.) Is fucking nuts for Disney Halloween.
8.) Is beautiful after a typhoon passes by.
9.) Is full of Consumer Whores.
11.)Is full of video games.
12.)Is Full of UFO catchers that I'm pwning the Shit out of.
13.)Is home to some unique prize winning scheme games, which due to my spatial skils, I'm also pwning.
14.)Is full of fucking awesome Udon.
15.)Has no sense of English... I have a can of Deppresso coffee on the shelf right now
16)Is where I'm going to fall asleep now :)