HellBuny: what kinda story?
penultimate03: eh, I dunno
penultimate03: I say that when I don't know what else to say
HellBuny: Once upon a time there was a little girl name Bob..
HellBuny: Bob was very sad because Bob is not really a girls name
HellBuny: All of Bob's friends made fun of her because no matter how you look at it, Bob had the worst name for a girl ever.
penultimate03: bahahah XD
HellBuny: So one day, Bob decided she would go and ask her fairy godmother to change her name to something more fitting than Bob..
HellBuny: When she arrived at her fairy godmothers castle, the front door servant stopped her at the door and told her she would inform the fairy godmother that she had arrived
HellBuny: unbeknownst to her, the fairy god mother was going to surprise her fairy god husband at the door naked..
HellBuny: as you see, the fairy god husband was also named Bob (why else name a girl name Bob, but to honor him)
HellBuny: So the fairy god mother walks to the door naked, and she turns the lights off so no one can see her
HellBuny: Bob hears her fairy god mother approaching, and she starts to say that she wishes that her name was...
HellBuny: And just then, the fairy god mother realized she didn't know who was there and forgetting about her nakedness for a moment, she flipped the light switch on with a flick of her magic wand
HellBuny: And ever since, the lovely maiden has been named AUUUGHDeargodno!
HellBuny: The End :)